~burning.both.ends~

Well allow me to quote the late Great Colonel Sanders when I say “I’m too drunk, to taste this chicken.”

Gilly….

“It doesn’t hurt… a lot”

What kind of porn does spongebob watch? message me with responses.

race-to-the-cornucopia:

theydrowningoldenmisery:

fuckingfunny:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

dead ^

OHMYFUCKINGOD.

Run, Forest. Run!

The owl people!

womp womp womp womp

I wanna go even bigger

collegehumor:

Guy Hanging Off Rock Gives Thumbs Up

“Nah, that’s cool. Just take a picture. I’m fine.”